"Meet Nameless Fembot Ninjabot. She's a nice gal. Today is a very exciting day, it's her first training at the Cyber Ninja Corp. When she got accepted a few weeks back, she was soooo excited that she celebrated with all her friends. She knew she could be a great ninja one day! So when she first started, she couldn't believe it. She even met with the head of the Cyber Ninja Corp, Dai Atlas. Wowsers, he's a lot hotter up close and personal. Tee Hee, that's something she's going to put in her data-diary.
But it got better! One of the high councils came to visit! It's Perceptor, second-in-command of High Council and Head of the Science Ministry! He's really well known and respected! WOW! This has been a good day for her. Oh, wait, why is he pointing a gun at her? Mr. Perceptor, you're not making any sense. Why won't you talk!? Wait, she's just an innocent civilian, don't shoot her! DON'T! Put the gun down! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
No. Nooo. NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NAMELESS FEMBOT NINJABOT! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHY!? WHHHHHHHHHHHY!? SHE WAS TOO YOUNG AND GOOD FOR THIS WOOOOOOOOORLD! WHHHHHHHHHHHHY!? NAMELESS. FEMBOT. NINJABOT. *endless sob*"
"And on the next day her friends found her offline body with no signs of evidence of the murderer being Perceptor so they began beating everyone with robotic tuna fishes because of grief."
WHY HER WHY?! *sobbing*